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Spring has finally sprung in the Northeast and it’s about time! This cold and snowy winter has made time feel like it was standing still. But now that the sun has come out, and the bulk of the snow … Continue reading
Did you ever have one of those mornings, that despite your best intentions, you screwed up and you are guilt-ridden the rest of the day? I recently had a day like that. It all started with a 90-minute school delay. I actually like a school delay on occasion; it gives both me and my kids a chance to catch up on some most-needed sleep – especially my little night owl. Last week brought an overwhelmingly large amount of homework for my 5th grader and she had been working diligently to finish it each night. Unfortunately, she also had her concert rehearsals and her brother’s hockey practices to sit through, so her evenings had been unusually late. On this morning after receiving the delay notification, I sneaked into her room, turned off her alarm, and closed her door. She managed to sleep until 9:00 am! She would have an hour before having to get on the bus. What a leisurely morning we would enjoy. Or so I thought.
I let her watch TV while she ate her breakfast and I went to post to my blog and return a phone call. From my window, I saw my neighbor’s daughters heading to the bus stop. I thought maybe they wanted to get there early so they could play in the fresh snow. But knowing their mother, they were not going to be playing in the snow before school, they were going to the bus stop as the bus was arriving so they wouldn’t have to spend time out in the cold. Here comes my “oh sh*t!” moment…
I hung up on my friend and dashed into the kitchen. I told my daughter rather quickly and loudly that I did my math wrong (nothing new there) and I miscalculated when the bus was coming. It was coming RIGHT NOW! I took her homework and shoved it into her backpack while she threw on her boots and grabbed her coat. She was still chewing as we dashed into the car. “I’m going to have such a stomach ache from this!” she whined. “Me too,” I thought.
I attempted to catch the eye of our bus driver as he was making the turnaround in our cul-de-sac. As I sped down the driveway, I was also skidding around on the freshly fallen snow. I leaned on my horn the whole way down the driveway in an attempt to get his attention (I’m sure every neighbor heard me). To my dismay, he wasn’t driving the bus – of all days to have a substitute!! She stopped momentarily as I skid to a stop inches from my neighbor’s lawn, but then went on to the next bus stop. My daughter was upset. “She has to stop the bus!” she was screaming. I laid on my horn all the way to the next stop. I yelled to my daughter to get out and run to get on with the neighbor. She said she couldn’t get out of the car because her backpack wasn’t on and the dog was in the way (whole other story, but my dog loves to go in the car, even if it’s just to skid down the driveway with the crazy lady in her pajamas). Now comes the Worst Mom Award nomination moment: I yelled, “Get out of the car and run to the bus!” Ugh.
Needless to say, she got on the bus, walked to the back and sat down. I could see her so I waved and smiled as if we had both run a marathon and crossed the finish line together. But that’s obviously not how she felt. I pushed her kicking and screaming across that line. We were not in it together.
So would it have been a big deal if she missed the bus? No. Not at all. I could have driven her to school. I could have let her finish her breakfast, put her homework in her backpack, kissed the dog goodbye, and sing along to the radio for the three-mile drive. Beating myself up about it doesn’t help, but that’s what I do. It’s my form of re-evaluating my parenting skills. How I felt looking at her sit down in her seat on the bus, stressed and pissed off, will act as a reminder the next time my math skills fail me and we are running behind. When she gets home in the afternoon, all will be forgotten. She rarely holds a grudge, which is a wonderful quality she possesses. She will swing the door open and yell as she does at the end of every school day, “Mom, I’m home!” in her sing-song voice and rattle off something funny/crazy/unbelievable that happened that day.
And even though she won’t mention the morning “incident,” I will apologize to her. I want her to know that moms make mistakes and get caught up in the moment. But more importantly, moms should also know that when you do something wrong, you take responsibility for the action. I can’t rewind time and change my reaction, but I can store it away for next time and respond differently. And if all else fails, I’ll add a dollar to the co-pay jar and see her in therapy when she’s 20.
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Six months ago today, on a whim, I started this blog. I had no idea what my niche would be or how often I would write. I had no plan – how unlike me! In the past six months, I’ve … Continue reading
When I look back at photos from years past, we have pumpkins galore at Halloween – on the porch, in the house, painted, carved – you name it, we had it. After apple-picking season came pumpkin-picking season. We would either … Continue reading
When I started dating my husband and I considered the possibility of a future together I thought we had so much in common. We were like peas in a pod; we both grew up on Long Island, we attended the same sleep-away camp, we practiced the same religion, we both had two brothers, we were Islander fans, and we loved peanut butter. As much as we were the same, we also possessed one major difference: I was an early bird and he was a night owl. It didn’t seem like a big deal early on in our marriage, in fact, it worked to my advantage. I could get up at the crack of dawn, go down to the corner and get us breakfast, and then finish a paper for my master’s program just in time for him to wake up at 2:00pm. We would then spend the afternoon together, and watch television at night, before I turned in and he stayed up doing G-d-knows-what until the early hours of morning.
Fast forward to having our first child: Our son was an early bird and he would wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 5:00am ready to conquer the day. And by 7pm, he was in bed for the night. When our second child came along, she didn’t need to be in bed by seven; she was the quintessential tag-along sister and was able to stay awake later than her brother did at her age if we had to be out for one of his activities. Now as my kids are getting older, and the after-school activities run until way after dinner, bedtimes have almost gone by the wayside. It’s not that I don’t set them, it’s that either we get home after bedtime, or they are still worked up from the day to fully wind down in time for bed. When we do have an early night or activities are cancelled due to weather (I love those nights!), my son gets into bed around 9:30 and after a minute or two, he is asleep. My daughter, on the other hand, is a chip off the old dad block (not that her dad is old, he’s the same age as me and we are not yet old). Her bedtime is 9:00pm. She showers before then and is expected to be in bed at nine with her book and do her 30 minutes of reading before lights out. At 9:30, I will head into her room to kiss her and she usually asks to keep her reading light on for a few more pages. But sometimes, I will head up for bed and find that she is still reading at 10:30! I am not one to discourage a child from reading, but these late nights turn into grumpy mornings.
I am used to grumpy mornings. My husband is a clock-snoozer and audibly complains each time the buzzer buzzes. Of course, I am up at the first buzz even though my “job” doesn’t require me up for another 20 minutes. When it’s time to get my son up, he usually wakes up to his alarm on his own, but on the off chance that he doesn’t, the squeak of his bedroom door opening is enough to have him on his feet and off to brush his teeth. Ahh…my morning boy. My daughter is a completely different story. She has not one, but two alarms go off in her room. About 5 minutes after the second alarm is when I call up to her. About 5 minutes after that is when I go to her room to wake her. Here’s where it gets interesting: My early bird personality is already in full swing while she is balled up under covers and pillows and stuffed animals trying not to be discovered. My usually cheery, fun-loving daughter is a grumpy mess. I can’t help myself some mornings. When she refuses to get out of bed, I have used all sorts of tactics. I have taken the covers from her, I have dragged her out and put her in the bathroom, I have sung a “good morning” song in my most annoyingly cheerful voice. And I have even used my most powerful weapon: Cold hands on warm skin. That usually sends her flying – kicking and screaming – but out of bed nonetheless. It’s a lot of work to wake a night owl early in the morning!
We live in a house divided; two early birds and two night owls. I spend the majority of my Saturday mornings shushing my son because his father and sister are sleeping. And I am consistently kicking my husband out of his own bed to watch tv and sit on his laptop in another room when I want my peace and quiet at 11:00pm. I have tried to change my ways. I have attempted to stay up until the end of Saturday Night Live and I have forced myself to roll over and tell my brain to go back to sleep on a Sunday morning at 7:30, but I just can’t do it. I am wired to be a morning person. Once in a blue moon, my husband will go to bed early, but it’s usually out of sheer exhaustion and on a couch while watching a game. No matter how early he goes to bed, he still finds the morning wake-up difficult. But my efforts to change our ways, to put us all on the same clock, is futile. Apparently, our clocks are genetic, or at least I assume they are. I come from a long line of early birds, and after living in my in-laws’ house for six months while my house was under construction, I can say that without a doubt, my husband is purebred night owl. Still, there must be a solution to the grumpy mornings and impossible late nights so that we have family harmony.
But I don’t think so. And the sun is not on my side. With the fall season upon us, we are losing precious daylight hours – hours that this early bird needs to function. The dark afternoons affect my mood, my energy level and my patience to keep the night owls on schedule for work and school. This week especially, it has become that much more difficult to get the night owls out of bed, and in all honesty, more difficult for me and my early bird kid to rise and shine in the dark. But maybe there is a silver lining to the impending daytime darkness (when the sun goes down before 5pm, that’s daytime darkness): Maybe my night owls will have enough “night” time in the early hours to make it to bed at a reasonable hour and get us all on the same schedule. Maybe then we will have happy mornings! One can only hope.